Geek, coder, gamer, tinkerer, husband, father, system admin, web developer, and American cyborg, though not necessarily in that order. Creator of Mythic Wars (card game). Employed by AT&T (but doesn't speak for them).
Me: Hey Google, play "Chronomancer I: the Hubris" by The Sword.
Google: OK, here's "Boris the Spider" by The Who.
Not even close. #GoogleFails
Re: DirecTV - the real rub is that, when the automated system first routed me into the call queue, it sent me to the NFL Sunday Ticket customer service for some reason, and they picked up within 20 seconds. Unfortunately, the nice lady that answered explained that I needed to speak to someone in "retention", and transferred me to this never-ending hold.