"...not just the menace of ponies, but the menace of the Pony Fifth Columnists and all of their accoutrements." https://popehat.com/2015/09/04/in-re-writ-of-pony/

Fun fact: "politician" comes from an old Latin word meaning "one whose head is within one's own rectum".

https://twitter.com/germdisco/status/687424795345051648

Rapture as a service? Or does He just want a reliable car?

https://twitter.com/Edwin_de_Jongh/status/686731420065116160

I'm putting this on every piece of code I write from now on.

https://twitter.com/idiot/status/685447374613950464

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Charles Koch complains he doesn't have enough political power, just like the other 320 million of us.

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/8/10737122/koch-brothers-influence-politics via @awprokop

Keynes was wrong, but @GreatDismal was right: "The future is already here, it's just not very evenly distributed."

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/01/inequality-work-hours/422775/

Texas Governor @GregAbbott_TX, removing all doubt.

https://twitter.com/brianmrosenthal/status/685538980029444096