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"They want everyone in this country to follow their religious beliefs the way they do." Is @GovChristie talking about ISIS or the GOP?

 

"Do as I say, not as I do, er, um, did."

https://twitter.com/business/status/689887703706509312

 

"Why won't anyone respect our business of making death machines?"

https://twitter.com/business/status/689822232802168836

 
 

I have seen the future, and it is stupid.

https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/688775402584731649

 
 

"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer."
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

Are the candidates getting threat info from Batman Comics?
https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/687836446481321984

 

Are the candidates secretly working for the @FearDept?
https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/688080742186905600